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I've been sleeping in a cardboard box,
spending every dollar at the liquor shop.
And even though I know I haven't got a lot,
I'll try to give you love until the day you drop.

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I've been training like a pavlov dog,
let my independence out to take a hike!
All you gotta do is activate my bell (bell ring sound effect),
And I'll fetch ya anything you like.

GOING ONCE!
GOING TWICE!
EVERY MAN HERE HAS A PRICE!
OVER WHERE?
OVER THERE! (Sold!)
To not a single lady in here...

I've been here like a thousand times,
dated every woman in the atmosphere.
I've been to every continent,
broken all the hearts in the hemisphere.
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent,
Just remember not to love me when I disappear.

I graduated at the top,
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie.
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen,
maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me!

GOING ONCE!
GOING TWICE!
WON'T THESE GENTLEMEN SUFFICE?
ANY HERE?
ANY THERE?
ANY MOTIONS ANYWHERE?
GOING TWICE!
GOING THRICE!
Guess this means we'll go four times a lady...

I'll promise,
I'll be all you need, ever need...
You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around),
And I'll give you all you ever need, ever need
Don't worry I will never let you down! (Let you down)
Don't worry I will never let you down...

(intelligible talking on radio)

So many ladies are wanting for mates,
And the prospects are good
But the date's never great
Over here?
Over there?
Over where?
Anywhere?
They're to busy with winning the bidding to care.
And he's sold!