I am the blue Mike Wazowski. Welcome to my rant video, there’s a lot of things I’m pissed off at. The beige Mr. Waternoose runs our stupid company. this guy said he’d kidnap a thousand children before he let the company die. how can we as a community allow this to happen? though we can not show our displeasement with that, Mr. Noose comes from a different time and does not have social media. However: My friend and roommate the green James B. Sullivan still works for him and everything... He really is “green” with it. Watch your back James subperge coming for ya, you support that clowned beige Waternoose... Or what I prefer to call him the “morally loose waternoose”, I say we put him back where he came from. I know that the teal Randol already made a video off this defending the Noose, but that’s because he just wants clout. Well he did more than that, he hooked me up to the machine trying to suck something out from my body when there’s nothing to suck out. Ther- the back of my mouth there’s nothing see? see? There’s nothing there. That’s why I chose the commentary community to imbed myself in... That’s the only thing I can do to have an impact. I may not scare with loud noises but I do scare with logic and facts. But you know, I can be scary... I bet I can scare you.... I bet I can make you run away, I bet just looking into my eye will give you nightmares. I circumcised myself with a carrot peeler.... And I mean I wish I did because there's nothing down there. Every shortcoming I have is against my control...  God hates me, only me. Imagine having your arms and legs attached to your head, it’s miserable. And yet the morally loose Waternoose can kidnap children and everyone loves him. I wanna thank my only patron, the red Ros. She says she’s always watching Wazowski.... always watching. Please support me