3 years ago

the conversation I just had with a person on omegle


You: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You: you gay

You: respond ifyes

Stranger: yes

You: SAME BROOOO

Stranger: YESSS

You: YASSIFY

You: OMFG

You: ur not one of those omegle hoes? right?

Stranger: yeah

You: THANK GOD

Stranger: MY GIRLFRIEND GOT CRUSHED BY A TETRIS BLOCK

You: OH MY GOD, BURY HER BEFORE THEY FIND THE BODY

You: CHUCK HER IN A WALMART

Stranger: I DIDNT DO IT-

You: STIL

You: LET WALMART DEAL WITH IT

You: I CHUCKED MY BROTHERS BODY IN WALMART YYESTERDAY

You: DONT TELL THE FBI

You: THEY WILL SEND ME TO ARIEL

You: I DONT WANNA BE UNDA DA SEA

Stranger: NOW THIS SHART MECHANICH IS TRYING TO ASK ME OUT

You: FUCK, TELL THEM YES

You: THEN EAT THEIR MOTHER

Stranger: HES GONNA EAT MY 47TH BOYFRIENDS HAMSTERS

Stranger: BAKE THEM INTO MUFFINS

You: NOOOO, TELL JOE BIRON TO EXACUTE HIM, THAT OR SHOVE HIM IN BLENDER

You: WE CANT LET THE BIRDS KNOW WE ARE PLANNING TO EXPLODE SATURN

You: KILL SUPERMAN

Stranger: I DONT LIVE IN THE US

Stranger: I CANT TELL JOE BIRON'

You: NO, I LIVE IN NEPTUNE

You: I DONT KNOW WHO JOE BIRON IS

You: YOU CRAZY

You: GIVE THE ALIENS THE KEY TO THE CITY

Stranger: KK

Stranger: THE

Stranger: SECRET CODE IS

You: THEY WILL SHOW US HOW TO SMORFLE THE RICADOTTLE

You: WHAT IS THE CODE

Stranger: 0921

You: YASSIFY

You: THATS MY BROTHERS BODY COUNT

Stranger: THATS MY BODY COUNT DIVIDED BY 55

You: OMG THE EIFFEL TOWER IS TURNING PURPLE

You: GET THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER IN HERE, HE WILL FIX IT

Stranger: ITS BEEN SO LONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

You: SINCE I HAVE LAST SEEN MY SON

You: LOST TO THIS MONSTER

You: TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

You: BAM BAM

You: JUSTIFICATION IS KILLING ME

You: BUT KILLINNG ISNT JUSTIFIED

You: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SON

You: IM TERRIFIED

You: YOUR SWEET LITTLE EYES

Stranger: YOUR LITTLE SMILE

You: YOUR LITTLE SMILE

You: IS ALL I REMEMBER

Stranger: THESE FOGGY MEMORIES MESS WITH MY TEMPER

You: FUCK WHAT COMES NEXT

You: I FORGOTTTTTTTTT

Stranger: IDK

Stranger: UHH

Stranger: REALITY SLIPS FAR AWAY

You: WHAT

You: NOOOOOOO

Stranger: WHEN FICTION COMES ALIVE WE START TO PLAY

You: I LEFT THE OVEN ON

You: REALITY CANT SLIP AWAY JUST YET

You: MY OVENNNNNNNNNNNN

Stranger: HOPE IS NO MORE THAN EHIND A CLOSED DOOR

You: THE CLOSET DOOR?

You: I LIVED THERE FOR 8 YEARS

You: AND NOW IM A DISSPOINTMENT

Stranger: AS WE DRIFT AWAY FROM WHERE WE WERE BEFORE

Stranger: HOPE AND HOPLESSNESS BECOME ONE

Stranger: ITS ALL MEANINGLESS

You: LIKE MY LIFE

Stranger: WEVE ALREADY BEGUN

You: TO DIE

You: TO ROT AWAY

Stranger: YEAH WERRE ALL ONE IN THE SAME

Stranger: NEVER OPPOSITES

Stranger: WE PLAY THE SAME GAME

You: MONOPOLY?

Stranger: THEIRES A THIN LINE BETWEEN HOPE AND DESPAIR

You: ITS CALLED UR MOM

Stranger: TRYNNA FIND THE TRUTH BUT ITS ALLREADY THERE

Stranger: IDK KNOW ANYMORW

You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger: PLZ HELFDWLP

You: MY CAT JUST FUCKED MY DAD

You: AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: have you ever been beaten by beaten by a wet spaggeti noodle by your girlfriend

Stranger: cus she has a twin sister

You: CUZ YOU DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD A TWIN AND ACIIDENTALLY FUCKED HER DAD?

You: YES

You: BUT NO

You: BUT ABSOLUTLY

Stranger: THATS HOW IRT FEELS TO DRIVE A FORD F!%)

Stranger: F150

You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

You: A FUCKING F!%)

You: SOUNDS LIKE WHEN I STUB MY TOE

Stranger: I SOUND LIKE A FIRE ALARM AFTER I HIT MY ELBOW

You: OMG SAME

You: YASSSSSS

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Stranger: WHAT

You: ENOUGH

You: BLOODY HELL

You: I NEED TO EAT DINNER

You: FUCK

Stranger: NOOOOO

You: I DONT WANNA SAY GOODBYE

Stranger: DO U HAVE DISCORD?

You: WHATS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS

You: I DONT HAVE DSICORD

You: DO YOU HAVE SOUND CLOUD?

Stranger: ******@gmail .com

Stranger: NO

You:******@gmail .com

You: when summer starts Email me at **********@gmail .com

Stranger: its already summer for me

You: WHAT?

You: SCHOOL ENDED FOR YOU?

Stranger: WHN DID U START

You: SEPTEMBER 12th

You: I THINK

Stranger: I STARTTED IN AUGUST

You: SCHOOL ENDS AT JUNE 18TH FOR ME

You: IN AUGUST

You: WHAT????

You: JESUS

You: ....I need to eat dinner

Stranger: bye :(

You: goodbye, my dearest friend

You: :(

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