Oh, hello.
Are you here for an appointment?
Don't answer that, of course you are.
Let me see if you're on the list.
Yes, yes.
Kris, scheduled for an appointment at [INSERT CURRENT DATE AND TIME].
What? You don't remember scheduling this appointment?
Why, don't be silly, Kris.
You weren't the one who scheduled it after all.
Now, move along now.
We don't want to keep HIM waiting, now do we?
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