The following is a transcript of the insurrection that happened on ...

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Twitch Funkin'

4 years ago

The following is a transcript of the insurrection that happened on Friday Night, recorded by Officer 202, Zodiac Zenith. Any unauthorized personnel who view this transcript will be punished with the full extent of the law. You have been warned.

Officer202: ######### is at Golden King's Central Park. He has a large backpack, around 2 feet tall, and is carrying a Collier flintlock revolver. We may need heavy backup.

Dispatch: Roger that, ma'am. I will be sending 20 armed solidiers your way. Please barricade the area. Nobody is allowed in or out.

Officer202: Roger that-

[The explosion of Golden King Central Park can be heard on Officer 202's end.]

Officer202: WE HAVE A 10-89, I REPEAT, WE HAVE A 10-89! SHOOT TO KILL, SHO0T TO KILL!!

[A large beeping can be heard on Officer202's end.]

Officer202: OH SON OF A BITC-

[Another, larger explosion can be heard on Officer202's end for around half of a second, before cutting off to static.]

Dispatch: Ma'am?