Here's an update for ya.

At this point the game is in a state of being mercilessly combed through for any bugs that may still linger too close to the surface. The occasional graphical error isn't the main concern, but rather softlocks, actual unavoidable level bugs, and data storage issues. So far, anything testers have encountered has been dealt with or is on a list of known issues to tackle.

Here's the good news:

The game isn't too far off from being able to be released fully.

Here's the uh... kinda crumby, but overall less than devastating bad news:

Due to my PC's wifi antennae breaking, I cannot use the internet on it for... just about anything. The laptop I normally do everything else on, is essentially on its last leg. Some of the more important keys are completely dead, meaning, even if I wanted to, I couldn't make the game on my laptop. You may think this means a lot, but in reality all it means is I can't do anything Gamejolt API related, so no trophies or scoreboards until... most likely next year. This is why it IS bad news, but really not as impactful as the term "bad news" would typically imply.

I wanted to get this game out by the end of the month, but at this rate it doesn't seem plausible unless I rush it, and nobody wants that. I'm putting an unreasonable amount of effort into slapping burnout anything it tries to claim my passion for this game.

To people who DO interact with these posts, you mean the world to me. Knowing people care about this game gives me the strength to keep it alive.