Me using historical weapons playing piano throwing cards praying using lightsabers reading the bible along with other things surrounded by god and his warrior angels while satans watching like "come the fuck on i was supposed to have that motherfucker accomplish most that shit as a distraction that wasnt supposed to coexist this is bullshit" hears me saying smth along the lines of "lucifer get your ass over here" satans thinking "what the actual fuck do you mean" sees a snake coming up to me "you gotta be fucking kidding me" one of the angels responds "yeah he missed you soooooo much he had to fill the void somehow so he got the next closest thing btw that was a lie it was actually kinda like symbolism for conquering sin or something and an excuse to use the name lucifer" "for the love of fuck how can this day get any worse" archangel Michael appears "hes right behing me isnt he" God chuckles a bit for whats about to happen Michael says "did you miss me?" "For your information.. ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT" Michael says the name of jesus "THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR" Michael says jesus like 73 more times while satan screams in agony and proceeds to beat the living shit out of satan for the next 3 days leave what that looked like up the the imagination and i think it would be funny if someone made this into a comic or something