Hey all,

Sorry to have to break this news like an hour after the game was meant to release but I assume that you probably know what is going on here.

Sadly Unreal Engine 4 is a fickle mistress and has decided to keep all of you lovely folk out of the dingy and infectious sewers.

What an inhumane act of disgusting malice, to keep the general public away from the inviting allure of certain death via Relentless Mauling, Gastroenteritis, Heart Failure and any cupcake related ailments not yet deciphered by modern medicine.

Personally, we here at the Sinister Turmoil Development team understand that after four years of nothing but pictures and empty walking tests, the abhorrent crime of keeping you all away from a genuinely awesome and life changing subterranean septic disposal system may seem overwhelming and could possibly lead to mass riots, so we are working as diligently as we possibly can to get the game to you all as soon as physically possible.

So we ask of you to bear with us while we work out these final issues, I promise you all it will be worth the wait!

Until then, Thank you for being patient!