We Know You Still Want This Game, And We’re Still Bringing It To You!

• Title Screen:

For those of you who’ve played this game, the one question we’re certain you had right upon bootup is, “Where on Earth is the title screen?!”
Well don’t worry, we’ve got one planned, complete with a Hatsune Miku vocal of the game’s title, dubbed by one of our most talented voice actors, JadeJohnson himself! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed: he’s a cyborg, with what’s called a “CyChip” in his brain, which enables him to download any digital vocal library to his mind and play it back via the manipulation of his own human vocal cords! So, he’ll literally sound just like Miku, whether he could without the chip or not!

• Stage Select Menu:

Sure: it’s one thing to be able to see your favourite Vocaloid video game stages in PowerPoint, but sometimes, you just wanna hear your fave song of all time, right when you start up the game!
We know that feeling, so we’re adding a stage select menu: konna like the one in “Hatsune Miku: ProJect Mirai DX” — konna like the title selecter from “The JadeShop™”. It’ll feature each stage’s song title on top, and up to eight animated gameplay previews throughout its body, with options that’ll let you advance through the menu, go back, change game modes, get the latest updates, reset the menu, and return to the title screen.

• VOCALOID5™ Engine Update:

We are very much aware of and enamoured by the release of YAMAHA’s (in our opinion) AMAZING “VOCALOID5™: Virtual Singers In Your Computer” engine, and we can’t wait to get our hands on it and release our own original songs for the game!
JadeJohnson, that cyborg we mentioned earlier, runs Windows 10 on his chip, and his external game development console, so he can install V5 on his chip, have it control his vocal cords as he plays back his compositions, and then record the output with his professional studio microphone to go with the instrumental he’ll compose via the new JadeJohnson Records Sixth Generation SoundFonts!

• More Vocaloid Characters And Songs

There may be only four stages right now, but we’ve got many more coming as well, don’t you worry!

• JadeLoid™2 For UTAU:

How would you like to control a simplified, romanized, diaphonic, multilingual; software variant of Jade’s actual CyChip yourself in UTAU?!

Well heck! that doesn’t require the game, it’s right here! Just be sure to use the flags F0B0H0Y0g0 and set all notes’s overlaps to 25 milliseconds!

Please enjoy, and until our next post, “Happy Jading!™”