Pre-Direct: Aw hell yeah, let's get it! Starting off with a custom made premiere timer? This is gonna be fire!

Mario Kart World: Finally! An all new Mario Kart game that isn't a deluxe version of something that came out, like, a decade ago or something! I wonder how much it is... OH MY GOSH YOU CAN FREE ROAM?!?!?!

Donkey Kong Bananzas: Oh yeah, a free roam Donkey Kong game! It kinda looked like Odyssey 2, but can't win em all. Not a huge fan of Donkey Kong, but I should probably give this one a try! I'll look at pre-orders... AFTER the direct 'cause this is so amazing!

Switch 2 features: Magnets to make it more firm is so cool! And 8 inches, wow, it's like they've realized that people weren't stuffing it in their pockets! They're catching up to PS5! This is gonna be peak! But, without the Nintendo membership, wouldn't the C button just be useless? But who cares, higher refresh rate! More storage! Easy game transfer! This is gonna be so awesome!.. But where's the price? Did I miss it?

Upgrade Packs: ...Are these not free? Where's the price? And why are they not free? Who cares, it's not like I have to get them- Switch 2 exclusive. Of course it is. Well, the Kirby peak has FINALLY been recognized and is getting a DLC, so yeah!

The Switch 2 Tutorial Game: This looks cool, but why do I have to pay in order to learn about the console? Shouldn't it come with it? And again, where's the price?

Post-Direct: Oh my goodness, that was amazing. Absolutely astonishing. Summer is going to be so fun. Absolutely nothing could eradicate the amount of joy that is being held inside and around my heart. That was just... *Chefs kiss* Beautiful.

Price Checking: What the actual fk Nintendo