lil rant rq, but i remember these sweets getting recalled because some little girl died choking on one. tiktok reacted, of course, by blaming the CHILD FOR CHOKING ON IT.

would you rather be shot in your left asscheek or your right asscheek type question. neither of these feel good

proceed

spiderpunk is objectively THE best spiderman

man i am NOT looking forward to later today, jesus christ

𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔂𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓾𝓭𝓮 𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮

portugal. i got more land not long after this but the border gore was- so, so bad

yeah no 70% of people are wrong, the fuck you mean you'd rather KILL A KITTEN than just... be sick for all your life. in the modern day where you can make feeling sick actually pretty fine theres no reason not to choose always sick

my campaign so far as Aragon in eu3. got a colony in Guyana as well but its so small its not worth mentioning.

also i *did* end up getting more land out of morroco not long after ts screenshot

breaking: american discovers that the UNITED states with a FEDERAL system is, infact, a federation that just calls its members 'states' instead of republics or countries