me after seeing halloween jacky: what the fuck is that what the fuck is the fucking halloween cat

me: hey! dont fucking look at me like that, thats a weird looking fucking halloween cat

me: *yells javier* yo there is strange halloween cat outside i dont want it started with normal jacky...

me: jacky its okay *does kiss sound effect 2 times* its okay jacky dont worry about it

me: *yells javier loudly* JAVIER THERE IS A WEIRD FUCKING STRANGE HALLOWEEN CAT OUTSIDE IT LOOKS... LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA FUCKING DAMN!!!

me: HEY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE THERE IS HAVING FUCKING HALLOWEEN CAT! BLINK MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

halloween jacky: *comes to me*

me: AHHH NO NO NO!!!

this is based on: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=blink+motherfu-