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The Tale of the Hair: Part Four


Way, way, way up in the sky:

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Pam screamed. "How far did that wolf throw me?!"

Pam was soaring through the sky, about to land in a tree made of hair!

"Ouch!"

And so, Pam crashed on the top to the highest hair-tree in the forest of locks!

"Oh man! How am I supposed to get down now?" said Pam. "Wait a second! I'm nothing more than a piece of paper! I can turn myself into a parachute and float down gently!"

That's exactly what Pam did, as he was now back on solid ground (I mean hair).

"Okay, now I need to track down Harmony and Valentina," Pam said to himself. "Good thing I am a map, so I know exactly where they are! They should be near the exit to the- WHAT?!"

Pam had realized the horrible news that the sisters had been captured!

"Great Scott! The Watanomies have been captured by The Mekaniko005! I've got to find the fastest way to them. Which looks like I've got to go down the RiddleMaster's stairs, and that should take me straight to where the girls are! Here I come!"

Meanwhile in the forest...

"This is all your fault, Harmony!" cried Valentina.

"You should be thankful that you're not in the kind of situation that I am!" Harmony responded.

The sisters had been taken to the Lockser Garden, where Valentina was tied up to a pole, and Harmony was hung upside down over a cauldron.

Just then, The Mekaniko005 came flying over to the girls, with a translator attached.

"YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE SECOND RULE OF THE FOREST. THEREFORE THE VICTIM MUST BE DESTROYED BY SHAMPOO."

"Destroy me with shampoo? What the heck do you mean by that?" asked Harmony.

"YOU WILL BE LOWERED INTO THAT CAULDRON OF BOILING SHAMPOO HEAD-FIRST IN ORDER TO ENDURE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH." the translator said.

"Hold it!" said Valentina. "How come I'm tied up as well? I had nothing to do with taking that hairbrush flower!"

"I KNOW. FOR IT IS YOUR HAIR THAT I DISPISE."

"My hair?"

"Oh, don't you wished that I helped you take care of your hair now?" Harmony mocked.

"Shut up!" said Valentina.

"ENOUGH NONSENCE. LET US BEGIN THE SACRIFICE."

"Nooooooooooooo!"

Back to Pam, he was making his way to the RiddleMaster's stairs, singing his theme song:

"If there's a place you gotta go, I'm the one you need to know! I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the map, If there's a place you gotta get, I can get you there, I bet! I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map-!"

"Stop the music!"

"Who said that?" Pam asked.

"I'm the RiddleMaster, who lives under the stairs! I'm the RiddleMaster, who lives under the stairs! What's that? If you want to get under, all you have to do is this, all you have to do is this: Solve my riddles!"

"I'm sorry, what?"

"That's what I said!" the RiddleMaster replied. "If you want to go down my stairs, you must solve my riddle."

"Sheesh! No thank you!" said Pam. And he walked under the RiddleMaster and started to walk down the stairs.

"Not so fast!" said the RiddleMaster. "Digitly!"

Just then, Digitly showed up out of nowhere and blocked Pam's path!

"Where do you think you're going, tiny?" he asked.

"Uhh... nowhere?"

"That's right," said Digitly. "Now go back and answer my partner's riddles!"

Digitly grabbed Pam and set him down by the RiddleMaster.

"Now, here is my riddle," The RiddleMaster said. "There's a one-story in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?"

"That's easy!" said Pam. "Yellow!"

"NO YOU STUPID! That is not the correct answer. Try again, but better!"

"But how? If everything else in the house is yellow, the stairs have to be yellow!"

"Say the riddle again," said the RiddleMaster.

"How is that supposed to help?"

"Will you just do it already?"

"There's a one-story in which everything is- WAIT A MINUTE!"

"Have you figured it out?"

"How can there be any stairs if it's a one-story house!" exclaimed Pam.

"You are correct," said the RiddleMaster. "Digitly, let him through."

"Yes, master."

And so, Pam thanked the RiddleMaster and went down the stairs to find the Watanomie sisters. Speaking of...

"How much longer is this going to take?!" shouted Harmony. She was being lowered toward the boiling hot shampoo filled cauldron. The ends of her mohawk-hair were practically touching the liquid!

"AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO BURN YOU COMPLETLY!" said Mekaniko. "AS BALDI SAYS, 'BURN THE HAIR'!"

"Help meee!"

As Harmony was getting closer and closer to the shampoo, Valentina was trying to come up with a plan.

I've to get out of here and save her! she thought. Even though I can't stand her, she's my sister, and I need her help!

So Valentina started to wiggle back and forth, until she saw Pam running toward her!

"Pam!" she said. "You're alive!"

"So are you!" said Pam. "But Harmony is in trouble!"

Pam quickly and quietly untied Valentina's ropes without Mekaniko even noticing.

"Alright, Pam. Got any ideas?"

"I know! Fold me into a pair of scissors!"

"But won't that hurt?" Valentina asked.

"I can take the pain, but Harmony can't!" said Pam.

So Harmony did the deed, and made her way to Mekaniko.

"IMPOSSIBLE. HOW DID YOU ESCAPE?"

"With the help of my little friend here!" said Valentina. "Now drop my sister!"

"OF COURSE! INTO THE SHAMPOO!"

And so, all of Harmony's hair went into the hot liquid, disintegrating in the process. Just then Valentina snuck behind Mekaniko and used Pam to cut its wires!

"MALFUNCTION. SYSTEM ERROR. SHUTING DOWN..."

After tossing Mekaniko into the cauldron and getting Harmony down from the rope, she figured out the truth.

"Nooooooo! My hair!! It's all gone!!!"

"You got that right!" laughed Valentina.

"WILL. YOU. CUT. IT. OUT!!" Harmony screamed. "The only thing that will make me feel better is getting out of this forest!"

"Right! Pam, could you show us the way?"

"Of course! Follow me!"

After some hiking, the trio finally arrived at the exit!

"We did it!" Valentina cheered.

"Save the celebrating for when we reach our destination," said Pam. "You made it through the Shampoo Swamp, check! And you made it out of the Forest of Locks, check! So next comes..."

"The cave!" said Harmony.

"That's right! So tell everyone, next we go to the cave!"



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