*Phone rings for like... 20 secs*

V: This is the paranormal activity call line how may i help you?

?: yeah um hi. could i Schedule a appointment please?

V: of course sir, when would you like us to visit?

?: thanks and uh, as soon as possible

V: could you also tell me what things you have been experiencing?

?: i, uhh, keep hearing the Laughs of my older brother, but he passed away a few years ago

G: a sibling alternate? is that even possible?

V: shush it boi

?: i think its is possible, but i dont think it is an alternate

V: ok then, where would you like us to visit sir?

?: at [REDACTED]

V: Thank you sir, and how long would you like us to stay

?: can you do 4 nights please. im going on a trip and im not gonna be home for 4 days, that has to give you two enough time to deal with him. right

V: well we could try…?

?: i’ll pay you 500$ a night

G: oh hell yeah!

V: we’ll be there as soon as possible sir

?: thank you, this means alot to me

V: its just our duty sir