ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A DUDE CALLED TYLER WHO MADE SOME STINKY AHH GAMES THAT GOT REALLY POPULAR AND PEOPLE WOULD MAKE A BUNCH OF REMAKES OUT OF THEM BLAH BLAH BLAH

let's just start this already

you already know what this is referencing ahh look at the scary!

here's the menu

it's an uh it's a menu alright and here's the newspaper

here's our beautiful office with the broken ass doors

we get a phone call by the games phone guy who sounds..... actually really fucking funny he does the usual stuff of introducing us to freddy's saying how the animatronics work blah blah blah this night we got bonnie chica and the puppet active

for bonnie and chica whenever you hear them making their sound cues simply open the door and put on the freddy mask but watch out for the toxic bar

and for the puppet well she's just a generic music box character though instead of winding up the music box you wind it DOWN finally huh? anyway that's about it onto night 2- oh yeah this game has post night cutscenes

they're nothing too special so this'll be the only time i'll bring them up but remember they exist!

on night 2 the phone guy talks about how they tried to fix the animatronics but failed miserably oh yeah foxy is active now

every now and then whenever you start hearing the evil fnaf 2 danger theme go check the pirate cove camera if the curtains are fully open shine your light at him if they're not fully open DON'T shine the light

onto night 3

phone man is still really funny and talks about sugar and her deep lore but then someone KNOCKS at his door and phone man leaves us so very very sad....

anyway sugar she's another mask character

whenever she goes to the vent her fatass gets stuck in it and you have to help her but flashing the light at her but instead of thanking you she try's to kill you instead and you have to put on the mask to make her fully leave

onto night 4 phone man is a bit freaked out rn because of the evil ahh knock from yesterday but still decides to be a chad and tell us the mechanics this night bb and freddy are active

for freddy you just watch him in the cams

and for bb you flash him when he's at the doors

onto night 5 i guess

on night 5 the phone guy DIES WHAT HE.... HE DIES?????

but..... he was so funny :( anyway no one new becomes active on either nights 5 or 6 so YES i'm done fuck this review can yall tell i gave zero fucks while writing this after this one i promise i'll write good stuff again but until then erm bye