his iq is at least 3

he dipped his hands into lava like a fuckin moron

his eye got poked out on one of the green hill totem poles because he refused to look where he was going

he tracked down and killed Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik, and Ray because they were being assholes to him while playing TF2 (Mighty was also there, but he was trying to defend Crisp instead of being an asshole)

he is also an asshole

nobody knows his real name, so they just call him Crisp because he looks like he's been in the oven too long

the resemblance to Sonic is purely coincidental

he likes to drink pepsi out of coca-cola glasses because he finds it fucking hilarious

he thinks brass is the height of style, but he can't get steampunk teeth unlike a certain character from a certain demonic citrus' song (wow lemon demon reference lmao)

don't piss him off, he will stab you with a shit-fake dollar tree sword

he's slightly jealous of Sonic's popularity

his favorite color is tan

shit piss doodoo fart

his vaforite flavor is 2

he likes eating plain white rice

his favorite youtuber is BrewstewFilms because Brewstew is fucking hilarious

he would take time out of his day to pet a housecat (like hank from madness combat)

he used to just not have arms at all (well, he did, but the weren't attached to anything)

his original name was "Hedge.app" (the link doesn't lead anywhere i don't think, gamejolt just does this whenever you put a dot between a five or six lett.er word [that link also doesn't lead anywhere probably])

his original concept that i made (image above) depicts him with much more poofy quills, tattered "Sonic" shoes, and weird goopy shit taking over his eyes instead of just missing one

he despises Deviantart with a burning passion