Old humor

My mother watches the weather because he knows I work outside and wants me to be prepared. I try to have creative responses

The darkest of silly

It only comes once a year!

Time to start a dialog

My first thought when I saw the couch

#FanArtFriday not mine but I liked it

Dirty stuff

As seen on tv

My grandma negotiated 100 years of peace between Earth and Ceres. Strong borders make strong planets.