My stats / opinion on everyone! (Not dev exclusive / Vip private server stuff included)

OH GOD OH FUCK HELP ME CANCEROUS RODENT IS GONNA KILL ME PLEASWRAEASE

(Meme) Oh no... WE'RE FUCKED. WE'RE DOOMED THEY CAN FLY NOW-

Nvm turns out you need to do the hardest tech in the game to kill him

(Continuation) Ok. OOOH pretty cool

Eh? Whats dis?

As i said, very ez

Also some screenshots of my fastest levels in Ultrakill

A miniboss? Ok should be ez

YEEHAW IM A GREEEEDY COWBOY