Life Advice: Get some peanuts from the local Five Guys and feed the squirrels in the park

Some Good News & Some (kinda) Bad News

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱʀᴏᴀᴅꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇʟᴏᴅɪᴏᴜꜱ ʜᴇʟʟꜱ

"... What is this place? The air is so cold... and mouldy. I... there's footsteps coming down the hall."

#JoltidayCharacter Ebenezer Scrooge from a Christmas Carol. But like, the Disney version where it's Scrooge McDuck. Yes. You cannot stop me.

ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴇʀɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ

ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ

Chat is this a glow-up (2022 vs 2025)

What is this place? Where am I going?

Abandoned? That sounds... familiar.