i went way too hard for this

(this video will play whenever you're idle on the title screen long enough. yes it's 4:3 because it's actually supposed to be in-game)

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pov i see how corny my ass was in 2021

PENIS MAN ULTIMATE GAMEPLAY TEASER

"Kid named finger couldn't be real!" my best friend douglas using the ammonia powder and bleach in my basement to make mustard gas and kill us both:

Penis Man: ULTIMATE Announcement.

#VideoGameDay2022

It's not even close.

penis man 2: strike back

PENIS MAN HISTORY

The game's title screen is complete!