"Kid named finger couldn't be real!" my best friend douglas using the ammonia powder and bleach in my basement to make mustard gas and kill us both:

pov i see how corny my ass was in 2021

penis man 2: strike back

PENIS MAN ULTIMATE GAMEPLAY TEASER

i went way too hard for this

(this video will play whenever you're idle on the title screen long enough. yes it's 4:3 because it's actually supposed to be in-game)

Penis Man: ULTIMATE Announcement.

You're never gonna see him ever again.

(only chads get the refrence)

Walter White in: Drughog Day

Q1 2023

PENIS MAN HISTORY

The game's title screen is complete!