heh, I'm a real, fun guy *backflip*

SUGAR RUSH is My favorite DICTATORSHIP

tickle my toes, wash my crocodile, and take my half-eaten sandwich! I ain't never seen a dog that big!

jax, look, I know we don't get along but WE need more salt™️

me when I stub my toe but I was just laughing to an admitedly bad joke

Jax, Look, I know we don't get along, but was that a gubby?

bro law by mike is going crazy tf you mean you're suing skibidi toilet (yes I'm watching it I have nothing useful to do anyway)

crap sorry guys I like abstracted or something

"is that a gubby"

no kreek no it is not

if my homie don't go

to my funeral

I ain't gounig to his

simple as that