"hello police i'd like to report a missing child"

-my followers, probably

good morning chat

uhhhhh i did a thing

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i got my chicken nuggets in this exact bag instead of the usual box ._.

I AM NOT A MORON

happy birthday to me i guess 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

are you kidding me

(also yes i can animate lol)

Noooooo

Don't