WORST DEFENSE EVER, I have recently played pokemon unite as pikachu. I have lost 2 fucking maches in a row because of motherfuckers blocking my fucking chance to score and I only lasted less than 10 fucking seconds against them, why?

BECAUSE OF THE ENDURANCE OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER, I have played Pokémon unite for months now and when I started playing it, I played as pikachu the most because his attack/special attack was incredible, I have been winning matches and sometimes I lose, and then I lost more and you know why?

BECAUSE OF THIS LONG EARED YELLOW MOUSE LOOKING AHH MOTHERFUCKER AND HIS ENDURANCE. ITS LOWER THAN THE SIZE OF MY 🐓

And then I decided to play as another Pokémon and things FINALLY Balanced. And then I play as pikachu again, AND FUCKING LOST TWO FUCKING MATCHES IN A ROW BECAUSE OF THE MOTHERFUCKER AND HIS FUCKING

E N D U R A N C E

AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF HE IS A FUCKING ATTACKER

FUCK YOU POKÉMON UNITE FOR BEING THE BIGGEST PAIN IN MY FUCKING ASS ALIVE 🖕