Achievements menu actually looks like Zelda wtf

Wario was a great advertiser back then...

Merry Christmas

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This is what the conversation during beta testing looks like (yes it's literally this image)

"Sir, are you doing okay?"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. i have become legal duck

never in my life have i ever seen something THIS FRIED

"I don't think he's gonna make it..."

Renovation is due...