#dadcore

life feels wonderful when you FINALLY set a sound as your notification sfx (i.e freddy fartbear nose honk sfx) and actually get notified of new messages instead of jus using your sixth sense to feel the phone's notification light flickering

chedd rudolph salad if she was Andrew Tate

"next time your girlfriend says lets go movies NO NO MOVIES IM LOCKED IN"

im running out of post ideas

so the thing is apparently a cortisol test or something

WIP

shitting my pants in fear rn im gonna have a blood test tomorrow

Visual Update and New Direction:

And QnA!

HOORAH MY VOICE IS GETTING A LIL DEEPER!!!!!! YAY!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!!! HURRAH!!!!!!!!!!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!

birdposting

Anything I do to lose weight makes me feel so tired

i drool in my sleep, whimper in my sleep, possibly kick in my sleep, squirm a lot in my sleep, and i take about 15 full minutes to wake up even if woken up harshly

i genuinely sleep like a baby yall