Zac had a normal bri'ish childhood: orphan, horrible tee'h, addicted to tea, and working on a circus.

There, he go' interested in several acts, bu' the one he was the mos' impressed with, was quite sword swallowing and juggling.

No' knowing which one to choose, he picked both!

And as the years wen' on, authoritiessy took note of his amazing swordsmanship skills, so assuming tha' he would use these skills for good, they made him the firs' bri'ish man with a stabbin loicense!

More years wen' on, and Zac decided tha' it was quite the time to search for better and bigger things, so he booked a fligh' to Olathe, USA, to finally make a name for himself besidessy just: Tic-Tac-Zac, the circus Sword Juggling Swallower!

...bu' only 3 days after coming to the US, The Flashy 'appened.

"Focking... Bollocks."