Why does this look like a weapon from Elden rings or Dark Souls

I got caught speed in again so I looked down and I saw this so I booked it after saying fuck it and they can never catch me

This will make you feel like wolverine

Let it grow

I mastered another sticker pack

It's

Happy late saints Patrick's Day

Pika pika

This looks like it's from a video game

How Sonic characters go fishing