This thing appeared in my dream last night...

Game Teaser

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

hi.

Look.

I'm lazy.

I'm a lazy cow.

What do you want from me?

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

Bowling Nightmare Circus?