Dave is asserting dominance.

Dave in UCN:

I look back at this edit and think: "What the heck was I doing with my life back then?"

Check out these Clickteam experiments for the trading card holo effect in POPGOES Evergreen. Featuring a never-before-seen card, Paladin Popgoes. (2021)

1 - Gold glitter

2 - Rainbow spiral

3 - Diagonal rainbow

4 - Segmented diagonal rainbow (FINAL)

"Dave, why are you wearing toast?"

"What do you mean, Phoney?"

"I mean you're wearing toast instead of your badge"

"..."

blake popgoes evergreen pixelart

Phone Guy: *Comes into the room*

Old Sport right after blowing up the urinal:

Everybody gangsta until the 5G tower turns into a badly made man behind the slaughter

A soul desolate

This is truly a good game I swear it is.