I don’t think very well after I just wake up and today I put on a “SLEEP LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING” shirt. It’s a funny, albeit creepy shirt. I put this on not thinking I would have any official business to attend to so I would be fine.

Turns out I got called on last minute to complete some legal paperwork with some very important people. Then I went and got takeout for me and my family and the guy working there says, “Well I sure hope not.” And I’m like “what?” And then I realized I’M STILL WEARING THAT CREEPY ASS SHIRT. What makes this even worse is when I got back our neighbors asked about the shirt. Fuck my stupid Baka life.