Thermonuclear automotive

There is a 84.7% chance I am not yet dead

What kind of ad is this

Alright which one of you wee shittings cast that preposterous vote

The next time this image is shown it will be when I have something I can show

I found out how to cure humanity.

it’ll just need a few more jail cells.

Well would you look at that

I forgot how long I was laying face down and now I’m dizzy after standing up help

OMG I forgot they were working on this.

Let’s see what happens now