2 years ago

TODAY's random writing

Today we have:

Rules in Nowhere


As everyone should know by now, there are always rules everywhere, even here in Nowhere, where killing is normal :)


And these Nowhere rules that I will tell you about today are the only ones that are respected around here:

Don't fight on the subway. You can fight wherever you fucking want but never do it in the subway, that is very disrespectful and rude, since the subway is a safe zone in which you transport yourself from one city to another.

Do not commit suicide in the East city. This is considered tax evasion, since when you die you will no longer be able to pay the mafia what they require.

Don't eat the houses! Remember, if a rule is in place it means it has already happened...

Under no circumstances EVER go to Sola Island. The only thing known about that place is that the most horrible monsters in Nowhere are hidden there. And it's not a pretty place...

Don't make jokes about deadly diseases. That's just very rude. Do not do it.


In Nowhere there are also rules that are removed from the list because the structure and society of the place are different from the 90s and no longer apply:

Don't leave the planet. There aren't even stars in the sky.

Do not reveal the location of an Elemental. Why filter the location of your SAVIOR?

Don't do it with species other than yours. You know what I mean...

Do not create or join clans. "They say they are dangerous."

Don't mess with DYNOS. Just don't do it.

As I already said, these rules no longer apply, so feel free to break them!


Thank you for your attention and don't fall into the VOID - Someone



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