Me when my mom asks why i didn’t tell the waitress that my 4 year old brother is allergic to peanut butter (I’d have to lose my mewing streak)

Ruh roh raggy

Gotta catch em all I guess

"I'm bout to sauce you"

" 👄 "

" 👨‍🍳"

" 👟 🍅 "

" 🍝 "

" ⛹️ 👨‍🍳"

If I kill myself, this shit is going on my suicide note (/j)

Someone just leaked photo of Gamejolt's servers omfg

wowzers

I don’t speak Spanish but sure

Fuck you soder.

As an autistic person, I henceforth confirm this statement as accurate, ye scallywags