While in a prison riot he was shotgunned from point blank range directly in the skull.
Was beat to death by liquefied furries during a containment breach.
Shotgunned again.
Then shot to death.
Hit directly by an RPG fired from a Russian soldier.
Spent too long in THV chemicals, his immunity dropped and he immediately succumbed to the Harran Virus 🤣
Was vaporized by an orbital gauss cannon after throwing a rock at the Israeli border💀
Dropped the soap in the shower and has had back pain ever since.
Failed to defuse a bomb (A couple times)
Experienced the harsh reality of the Hood the hard way.
Disintegrated in a wind tunnel
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