In the distance, the bell chimes.
Terran: Hold on what the fuck are we even doing here?
Nova: This son of a bitch. What in the Galactic Wayward are we gonna do with the medium now?
Terran: It's close to destabilising…
Perionada: oh shit oh god oh fuck oh crap oh bal-
Precambrian: QUIET.
Perionada: damn :(
Precambrian: For it to work we must need the heart of one individual, the blood of another, and the plasma of the third.
Terran: I know a few… subjects…
Nova: Well you skedaddle us to em!
Meanwhile…
Migrathorios: Everything is going according to plan.
Longtrax: I mean if it's going good unlike our other alternate realities surely nothing bad could-
Migrathorios: Hold on. Breach in Sector 21.
Warning! Warning! Breach in Sector 21! 4 Entities breached.
Marathalia: It doesn’t seem good.
Precambrian: We’re out.
Perionada: Taste our fury, Migras. The light of your lives arrives.
Terran: 1. His name is Migrathorios. 2. SYFM-
Nova: SHH! If he hears us he’ll be able to come prepared.
Perionada: But Precambrian knows what to do, right? He is the wielder of time after all.
Nova: dude you have more braincells then I have-
Migrathorios: And I have more braincells than all of you put together.
Terran: Fuck me he found us-
Marathalia is doing the family guy death pose for some reason
Longtrax: Great. One of our right hand people just.. Dies. Out of fucking nowhere.
Precambrian: We won’t hurt you if you meet our demands.
Migrathorios: What could it be then..?
Terran: Uhhh… What was the prophecy again?
Precambrian: The heart of one individual, the blood of another, and the plasma of the third. Get it in your head, Megamind.
Migathorios: …
Migathorios: Oh shit.
They ‘stab’ an IV Drip into Longtrax, out of all things.
Longtrax: ohhh shit.
Migrathorios laughs
Migrathorios: You wanna kill one of my most loyal servants? With an IV Drip???
Perionada: We’re not killing him. We’re just using his blood.
Terran: Your next.
Migrathorios: oh shi-
Terran ‘stabs’ Migrathorios with an IV Drip too, this time filtering the blood so all that remains in the pouch is the plasma.
Migrathorios: GAH!- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!? I'M A LIVING GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Longtrax: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT! HAHAHA!
They take the drips off of both of them
Nova: And now, the heart.
Marathalia wakes up
Marathalia: Dude I just got here what are you 4 doing here-
Perionada: Hard to explain. Just please try to stay calm and dandy. We're doing an experiment, and you are next.
Marathalia get suffocated.
Marathalia: Panicked Muffles
Nova stares in horror
Nova: err, isnt this a bit… overkill? She's literally becoming traumatized from what I’m seeing.
Precambrian: It’s gotta be done man. After all, we have to fufill the prophecy.
Terran: ok bro thats just sadistic man.
Precambrian: I call that good use.
Terran: This is why I regret being with you sometimes.
Marathalia: Angered Muffles
They remove the suffocator thingy from Marathalia
Marathalia: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR-
Marathalia keels over on the spot unconscious
Longtrax: Another one bites the dust.
Terran surgically removes the heart, hands it over to precambrian and puts in an artificial one.
Marathalia: YOU FUCKERS HAVE SOME SERIOUS EXPLAINING-
The Celestegods vanish.
Migrathorios: Well… lets just continue as scheduled.










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