"Hey buddy, it's me... remember..? You declined my offer, and it was gonna be millions. Something that would be worth using to ugrade your... "tech"... but instead, i'm left with a decline. You know how much I hate declined offers that are good? heheh"

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!

Now here me out: All of them

BUT SHIRTLESS

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

I have Capcut again

I hope this works

Brodie be like: Follow me

BRO HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO DIDDLE ME?!??!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FOLLOW YOU?!??!?! JUST SAY YOU HAVE THE CANDY AND JUST ADMIT YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME