Trying to speak in kindergarten be like:
Next up
When an annoying person b like "omg I'm literally so dumb" I just think in my head "yeah u r, ur rly fuckin' dumb, idiot"
I unironically luv @/Saberspark on YT bcus tbh I wish more people gave their genuine unfiltered opinions on everything more, plus I like listening to ppl complain about shitty media
First year as a trans man, genuinely can't believe it but I'm so happi
ALSO FOUND A BINDER THAT WORKS FOR ME RECENTLY SO EVEN BETTER
do not
my down to earth reaction to Donald Trump's win: I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB
Competition
Sry to start the year with my morbid philosophy and poetic view of everything but when I say "new year new me" this is what I'm thinking;
Y'ALL JUST STARTED USING ANOTHER XENOGENDER (IMMORTAL GENDER) FEELING SO HAPPI RN
I honestly find it hilarious
Like
Mfs standing in the bathroom thinking they look like a bunch of gangsters but they're huffing "blue raspberry bubblegum"
My phones so out of date that there's no phone cases for it to buy so I made a compilation thingy myself cuz I'm tired of it being so bland (got burnt on my knuckle from the hot glue gun guh)