I think both

CONSPIRACY

I'm trying to get out of bed in the morning =)

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When you try to unlock your phone at night

Today is my Birthday!!! :3

Yaaaaayyy

Happy first working day to everyone!

Me when bro screams “SKIBIDI OHIO RIZZING GYATT MEWING STREAK KAI CENAT TIKTOK DIDDY PARTY”:

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Thank you for your attention