this is one of the best stories nintendo has ever written and only 1% of the population will ever get to know it existed 😔

my roommate's stupid alarm woke me up at 4:30 in the morning

i still can't go back to sleep

now i'm in class

>:(

is it just me or has this site been dying lately

i just happen to like elves OKAY 🙄🙄🙄

❗mild suggestiveness ahead!

(based on a true story btw 💔)

I've been trying to get this for 3 months

LESGOOO

so i was playing slither.io right

yeah well my character suddenly froze

then disappeared

and the map kept scrolling in 1 direction

i didn't die

and as of writing this, i'm still not dead

SPRING BREAK

might actually be able to do something on here lmao ✨

Happy (late) Valentine's Day + Singles Awareness Day! Was going to sit this one out after a long night of schoolwork but I couldn't help myself lmaooo ❤️💙✨

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