Ashes for Ashley. Same, yet different. What a rude awakening. Is this thing on?

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It's finally happening. After almost two years of procrastinating, it's finally happening. Is it gonna be perfect? No. But it's still gonna happen anyways. Ask Alex - coming soon...

DEFINITIVE RELEASE DATE.

JAN 16, 2026

If anyone has any information about this user, please contact me in my DMs. I don't want to alarm anyone, but apparently he's responsible for leaking screenshots for The Magic Hour. Yes, this is legit. Do not interact with him under any circumstances.

Ashley and Rachel's Christmas Icons

I have fulfilled my purpose for now. I've accomplished my goal for now. I don't feel like making too many, but Christmas is still a ways off.

No matter what he's talking about, CORPSLAVE never loses that classic corporate tone of voice.

Here's Alex's verdict on The Magic Hour's final trailer!

Alice's on chilling.

I saw a silly video about a man crashing out over a candy cane and I thought that Alex would have an almost identical reaction. So, I recorded myself recreating that video in VRChat! Happy Holidays, everyone!