No matter what he's talking about, CORPSLAVE never loses that classic corporate tone of voice.

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Here's Alex's verdict on The Magic Hour's final trailer!

DEFINITIVE RELEASE DATE.

JAN 16, 2026

It's finally happening. After almost two years of procrastinating, it's finally happening. Is it gonna be perfect? No. But it's still gonna happen anyways. Ask Alex - coming soon...

Ashley and Rachel's Christmas Icons

I have fulfilled my purpose for now. I've accomplished my goal for now. I don't feel like making too many, but Christmas is still a ways off.

If anyone has any information about this user, please contact me in my DMs. I don't want to alarm anyone, but apparently he's responsible for leaking screenshots for The Magic Hour. Yes, this is legit. Do not interact with him under any circumstances.

Ashes for Ashley. Same, yet different. What a rude awakening. Is this thing on?

Alice's on chilling.

Lord Forgive Me