Well, let's get this over with...

Hello, everyone. Please read this message regarding the Android version of Angry Birds Project R.

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Envy prevents one from appreciating their self.

It's me, The Noise!

I'm overtakin' this game for a bit, so come play my event while it lasts!

You don't even need to update the game, the event will be automatically applied when you play!

Jack Black has been cast as King Pig for the Angry Birds Project R Movie. Coming out May 20th.

I'm fine... heheh... completely fine...

Here... IXDUFJNGFKJCKD play the new patch... BFXNDMBNSBXMFVJLKJ okay?

We've won the Best Update category in the Angry Birds Awards!

Thank you to everyone who voted!

The Android version of Angry Objects is out now!

You know the place.

2.6.8 is out or something yayyyyyyyyyyyy