“This weird purple thing kidnapped me because he ‘just wants a buddy to go adventuring with’. I have an odd feeling there’s something more to this madness he’s putting me through.”
-Joehenium F.

“Hello! I know you may have a hecking billion questions running through your head right now; who are you? where am I? why can’t I speak? etcetera.
Just don’t worry about it, I will answer those questions momentarily, just allow me to introduce myself.
I am the fluffy purple cube!
We are best friends now and you will have no say!

On our journey we will go on many amazing adventures!
Solve puzzles!
Explore cool and neat environments!
Fight scary monsters!”
“Settle the quarrels between these two.”
“Collect gems and use them at the shop!
Buy cool items to decorate our office with!
Strengthen our bond!
And discover the hidden power within your being!

Now this is the excitement I’ve been craving for so long!”