Wait: so you guys REALLY DO want "The Big Sean Engine" to return!? Why the freaking heck would you care about an almost half-decade-old game-engine when we could bring you an all-new one! And "freaking" is literally the strongest word we ever use, too!
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Look what just arrived in the mail today!
Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M
Meet Zombie Sean: He'll have a special roll in "Big Sean III: GHOST WARS"! We're really excited to reveal his story a little later this summer, when we announce our brand new PowerPoint-Gaming-Console!
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
These are all eighteen elementally coloured free battle mode championship rings you'll be able to wrestle in come next year!
Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.
Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?
Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
Big Sean's "Push-Gun" At 30 FPS.
Tested to successfully run in-engine at up-to-144 Hz!
Say hello to Ghost Sean! He'll be one of the main protagonists in "Big Sean III: GHOST WARS"! Just like Ghost Ari, he'll be fully playable, complete with his own unique story arc! And unlike in the first two games, Ari's content won't just rehash his!
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
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