Im having a super good day =)

*mecha Godzilla sleeping*

I-rex: ..

Now I know what is real and what is cake

Ok

Max: Sam theres gonna be 7 planets left after I destroy uranus LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is so bad like 20x bad

(slasher being abused and he sad)

Male muto: MORTALS!

*wakes up*

*scared of humans*