I warned you...
...President Chica's story...
By: a random person
Me: Granny!!! Change the channel!!!
My grandmother: *changes the channel*
*stupid music begins*
"RAAA-TARATA, TATARA-TATARA TAM, TA RAM-TARA-TAAAM!!!"
The TV host:
Hello world, I'm Mr. Bla-Bla-Bla and we have some good or bad news, I don't know exactly: Joe Biden lost the elections, so our new president is Mrs. Chica!!!
President Chica:
Hello world, I am Chica, your new president. I am here for an unknown reason. Thank you all for voting me. So, here are some new rules:
Pizza is free.
Pineapple on pizza is illegal.
Pizza Pizza Pizza.
Thank you for understanding, have a nice day!
...Next day...
Breaking news: Chica is dead.
People: "...?"
The end?
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