Nahum 1:1–15

"""He's been dead for 8 years!" Mfs when The End (Part 2) releases" He's been for 10 years!" Mfs when Tord's Next Adventure releases.

[Eddsworld Fanart]

"Holy shit, it's the missing child from 1992-"

"She's 17 Scott."

"WHY YOU OF ALL PEOPLE??? ARE YOU EVEN REAL???"

"Don't question me dipshit."

Have you ever noticed, that an orange is named after the color orange, and a tangerine is named after the color tangerine, yet olives aren't named after olive green, because we don't call them olive green?

Think about it.

An hour and a half ago I looked at this and my first thought was "Oh, Omni-Man and Conquest are making out".

Don't ask me why my thinking process is messed up sometimes.

WAIT HOLY?????????

Hey, Stale2000, fym you're gonna fix a gaming subreddit with politics of all things? How bout you fix your atrocious hair?

Oh?

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I was today years out when I found out that being today years old doesn't mean I'm a day old.

But if I'm today years old, what happens when you're a week years old, or month years old, or year years old? Does that double your age somehow?

Think about it.