This is literally something I would say.

So bored.

Little craft made with dying markers, a single piece of cardboard, and three pages of construction paper. It's about eleven inches and surprisingly sturdy.

Someone stop me. I know I'm blowing up SOMEBODY'S following page.

It's Christmas. That's cool.

Y'all think my tea has enough sugar in it?

Just some memes.

Late Christmas gift from my father 🤯

Just a clip.

I like to think that this is canon.