this should turn out interesting

You know, I’m not sure why but I’m feeling patriotic today for some reason. I think I’ll go ignite some explosives and forget whatever the fuck a kilometer is

There is a 84.7% chance I am not yet dead

do not

Yellowstone so cold rn help me

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Thermonuclear automotive

…Something seems VERY familiar here…

unc sitting too close to strangers at airport

Well would you look at that