There is a 84.7% chance I am not yet dead

The next time this image is shown it will be when I have something I can show

this should turn out interesting

do not

Thermonuclear automotive

Bro is NOT helping 💀

OMG I forgot they were working on this.

What kind of ad is this

unc sitting too close to strangers at airport

You know, I’m not sure why but I’m feeling patriotic today for some reason. I think I’ll go ignite some explosives and forget whatever the fuck a kilometer is