In a valley full of flowers, an eldritch beast arose.

The smell was of rose, yet it was just a pose. Cover the ears! The beast is near.

The cold wind passes by, the leaves on the trees bristle.

Tell me one thing,

Do you hear the whistle?

Just give me the refund bro i'm done

Pwning people as Blixer (dah boss)

Two time needs no nerf bro

happy (late) birthday @YourAverageDave !!!

3k well spent

Minecraft movie time! (With one of my oldest Minecraft plushies!)

You cannot take away gasharpoon's lms and make it only against a specific skin!! Heresy!! (For anybody wondering an ishmael skin is coming and the devs want to make it only play for that specific skin)

feed me rochas -bitchass tree

My response to Dave’s stalker thing

I'll miss you king.