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BIG SEAN: ONLY 2 Deluxe: A Clean Mouthed Windows PowerPoint Version Of Grand Theft Auto For PPT 2016+
8 years ago

We're Excited To Finally Be Able To Say, That There Is; "ONE? MORE? THING!"


Remember how we originally said, as Big Sean’s voice actor does in the tutorial on the main menu, that we wanted this game to be the clean mouthed PowerPoint equivalent of “Grand Theft Auto”?

Well, we did in fact have to separate the final piece to that puzzle from the rest of the main game engine, but we are proud to announce that we have officially worked “JadeRive™” into “BIG SEAN - ONLY 2 Deluxe”, and you can find it by choosing “My Console” from the main menu!

The best part though, is that you don’t lose even a single one of your “My Console” save slots, so if you’ve created something epic in all twenty five of your previous version’s slots, you can simply export each one to a folder on your machine, then reimport it back into “My Console” Mode, either by clicking “Insert > Object” in the Ribbon, or by pressing “ALT”, then “i”, and then “o”; with no harm done whatsoever!

This truly final update is uploading right now, but it shall take several hours, because Game Jolt’s servers are incredibly slow! But once the file size goes up, in your download manager, that’s how you know it’s been released: it should be about one point eight three gigabytes, up from one point seven eight.

Until our next release, please enjoy, and “Happy Jading!™”

Epilogue: We hope you enjoy “BIG SEAN - ONLY 2 Deluxe), and we have enjoyed working on it for the past five years of research and development! Now though, it’s finally time to bring this ProJect to a successful end, so we can start fixing “GIGA STREET FIGHTER II - The Final Round™” and then begin work on “BIG SEAN III - GHOST WARS”: yes, that’s the official title!

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